Restless Knitter

The Man wanted to surprise me on Sunday. Normally I can get it out of him what he’s planning but not this time. I suspected it was something to do with yarn because really, what better surprise is there? Especially when the person you’re surprising doesn’t really like surprises. He did finally tell me Sunday morning (at 3am when the cat woke us up by sounding like a burglar!). Let me tell you, at 3 am I’m not a very happy camper, especially when I thought the cat might be on her last leg, so I wasn’t very enthusiastic. Once we woke up for real and the cat was doing okay, we set out.

We stopped at the store and bought carrots, as they’d told The Man when he called that we could feed them the small sliced ones.

We wandered down the pens until we found a willing customer. Some of those alpacas were quite piggy, while others wanted nothing to do with us.

Alpacas alpacas everywhere. While there, an owner told us it’s the largest alpaca ranch in California. She also suggested we come back next month when they will be shearing. You can check out the site here, if you are so inclined. We passed two other alpaca ranches on our way there but didn’t stop. All 3 are within 10 miles of our house. Cheap entertainment

The next two weeks are busy ones. I’ll be traveling to Small Town to visit the kiddies, then home for a day. Then we’re going to San Francisco to check things out. Actually, The Man will be there for 2 days before I go as he will be talking with business people. A few days after we get back, the youngest daughter will be coming here for a week. The point of all that blathering was that since I’m going to be having fun on airplanes, I’ll probably get some actual knitting done. It seems to be the only time I knit socks, and this trip won’t be any different. I’ve wound the yarn, picked the pattern, and packed the bag.

I was browsing patterns on Ravelry and a couple of things came up.

1. Why do people post a pattern but not take a good picture of the item? Some of them have more cat in the picture than the knitted item. Hey, I love kitties just as much as the next person, I have two of them myself. However, I want to see what I’m going to end up with. There’s one picture that the item is folded/rolled/wadded up, I shit you not. WTF people. Free or for purchase, show me what I’m going to spend my time on.

2. What is it with lines across the boobs in tops? I’m talking about the ones that have a divider type line between the boob and belly sections. Why can’t the line be under the boobs? Why does it have to go across the boobs? Are we trying to make them look saggy? Look smaller? Is it a measuring tape? Is it bondage? Help the boobs, move the line! Someone explain to me because I really want to know. Perhaps if I know the “why”, I’ll see it in a new light and not hate the line.

3. Rant - If I see a picture of an item I want to knit, then I look at the pattern and see that it’s different than the picture, I want to reach out and touch someone. I’m just pulling things out of the blue and it in no way is part of the actual pattern so searching would be fruitless, but let’s say there was a section of flowers, then a section of bees, then a section of trees, and when you get to the pattern there is no chart for bees but skulls in it’s place. It was a fair isle pattern so I don’t know why I’m bitching since I don’t mess with fair isle, but it still irritated me. What if I decide to do fair isle tomorrow? I can’t make that item because the designer chose to not give all the same charts he/she used. I don’t want to have to go searching for the chart, I don’t want to have to think about it, I just want the charts used for the item in the pattern.

After 3 months of being MIA, I’m not sure where to start. It’s like there has been a lot going on, but not really anything. Let’s start with the knitting.

There hasn’t been much. I fiddled around with different stitch patterns for a scarf for D2, ripping out several after getting several inches in. I finally settled on one and have worked on it when the mood struck. It’s still not done, she can wear it next year. Surely I’ll have it done by then, right? I’ll get a pic of it when it’s done, or when the mood strikes, whichever comes first.

The latest issue of Creative Knitting had a maryjane baby bootie in it that was just so cute I had to make one.

I just used scrap stuff I had laying around, the white being some Red Heart Soft and the red being some Wool-Ease. No one is going to get it (I just wanted to make it for the hell of it) so I didn’t care what I used and I didn’t try to find a button to put on the strap. I’ll say this: if I’d had to make this on one straight needle I think I would have broken a wrist or some fingers. This definitely calls for dpns or a circ for magic loop type knitting.

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