Things I loathe

  1. Shopping for clothes.  I was born without shopping genes.
  2. People who leave shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot.  Lazy asses.  If you can’t take it back inside, at least take it to the carts caddy thing.
  3. People who insist on standing on me in the checkout line.  You are not with me.  You are invading my personal space.  Get the hell away from me.
  4. People who don’t use their turn signals.
  5. People who wait until the last minute to get into the exit lane.  Come on, you’ve known for how many miles that you need to take an exit?  And must you stay 4 lanes over until the last minute?  Was it that big of a surprise?
  6. Mosquitoes.
  7. Salesmen, or saleswomen.  If I have a question I’ll let you know.  Otherwise, shut up because I don’t want to hear your pitch.
  8. My dishwasher.  I should not have to scrub the damn things clean before I stick dishes in there.
  9. People who talk with food in their mouth, or just chew with their mouth open.  Gross.
  10. Anyone who pops their gum in my ear.  Bubble blowing doesn’t bother me, but loud chew-pops do.
  11. Kids.  There, I said it.
  12. Actually, it’s the parents who don’t make the kids mind that I really loathe.  Make them behave, FFS!  There are many well adjusted adults that have had their asses smacked.  Spanking is fine, abusing is wrong.  There is a difference.